Question (Response to Rowan's Waterstone's Christian Censorship)

Published on Thursday, November 13, 2008 at 10pm

WARNING: May be offensive to some

since im not a poet, i submit this Rowan

Psalm 23:4
"Even though I walk through the valley of the shadows of death, I will fear no evil, for you are with me, your IMI Galil SAR and hand grenades, they comfort me"
This is one of the lost translations, it is a heated debate among christians now on what jesus would pack. I personally agree with the Galil theory because Jesus is Jewish and would use jewish made gun.

The catholic church has favored that christ packed european made weapons, most agree that he toted a FAL, but during WW2, Nazism showed Christ carrying a host of HK weapons. It is also important for me to state that Christ had blond hair and blue eyes in these pictures so they have to be inaccurate.

Southern Baptist say that Christ had a good ol' 12 gauge shotgun and Mormons say that he favored a M16. But the M16 is not plausible due to the enviroment he lived in and the shotgun may have been a weapon he carried on occasion.

Some people think he carried AK, but i can not get behind this; AKs were reserved for wizards and leprechauns.