Be proud of me, somebody!!!Please

Published on Friday, July 18, 2008 at 5pm

I had 60 days to get a cash surrender of an insurance policy.
I am doing this so my mom-in-law can get medicaid.
I started on 5/31/2008 by writing a letter & having her sign it.
Sent it to the wrong branch of Prudential, arrrgh!
Call Prud Ins. asked them to interoffice memo it to the right dept.
They don't do that.WTFing business doesn't communicate within it's own infrastructure?
Unclenched my jaws, got the depts. telephone #.
I was told to get momil ( short for mom-in-law cus that's the last time I'm typing it out!) To write another letter.
Ah-ha I photo copied the 1st letter so I faxed the request.
I was sent the wrong forms, as medicaid would not accept an "absolute assignee"form as a pay down toward getting medicaid (NJ Law)
Now it's 6/24/08 I request new nee:correct forms
7/3 called to say where are my forms, "we sent them Mrs. blah blah"
didn't get em, "well we sent them" didn't get em, "well we sent..."
SEND THEM AGAIN DAMNIT!
Waited 7-10 BUSINESS DAYS, called up, repeat above conversation.
OK , new info, Tessie needs to sign something giving me permission to even do what we've been DOING for almost 2 months.
Wednesday 7/16 husband (sick husband) runs back to town to get her signature to have forms faxed or mailed to me.
FAXED THE SHIZITT same day, no response
Next day 7/17 no response
Today , My sis in law (here to fore know as sisil) calls prud and is informed that they are just waiting for me to send the forms back.
I FAX THEM SAYING, YOU ARE WAITING FOR THE FORMS? I DON'T HAVE NO
STINKING FORMS!!
Then I call.....Irene hears who's calling turns me over to Keith.
Keith tells me from now on I will be talking to Ms. Gregg at thus & such a
phone# (now I'm special) Hold on please (3rd hold , with 2 more to come)
Keith comes back, I'm sorry Ms. Gregg will be back Monday.
OH NO,NO,NO that is not good enough, I have 10 business days to get this done, I NEED TO TALK TO SOMEONE TODAY! "OK please hold"
My darling Keith, My love if you do this for me .....what do they call that syndrome you get when you've been kidnapped & held hostage? Prudential synd... er, no Stockholm Syndrome.
My new best friend Keith has now faxed me the forms, but my new Love has also informed me that my momil must call them with the address change request. Seems that the written request is only good for what My lover Keith has just faxed me. Ok no problem , I just told the love of my life. Oh goody my husband is just getting off the bus from the hospital, where he
just received his platelet transfusion this morning. I'll send him right back out, no problem , it's cool. Stop saying your sorry for the inconvenience Keith! You are starting to wear on my nerves & I think the honeymoon is over.
Bless his heart, my husband is on his way to town, Tessie will call, She will sign one more piece of paper. & I will get my birthday wish...to never ever have to call Prudential again.You know what they say "Yippee ki yah Motherfuc...."

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY !!!