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Also, congratulations!

You have some heavy hangers, Buddy. I am envious.

Children should be required to be in pet carriers if they can't behave better than pets, and adults should have to have a license to have kids if they live within the city limits.

That is a great story; in fact, i find that funnier than anything else that has happened today.

I interviewed a guy applying for a job where I work the other day and he came to his interview wearing a white hoodie. I did not hire him for that (and other reasons) and when I told my boss that one of the reasons I did not hire him was because only douchebags wear white hoodies, my boss said "my 12-year-old son has a white hoodie". I said "It's ok, all boys are douchebags at that age. Just take it away from him when he turns old enough to get a job."

I AM TELLIN' YA. That raccoon knows it's shit.

Goats are very interesting creatures. When I helped out on a farm, they were my favorite to tend.

One day you will find a job that you will enjoy going to. Then, it won't be a job, it will be a career, and you will most look forward to it everyday.

You know, if you are ever accused of murder, the press is going to have a field day with these photos.

Seconded.

You already have less fears than I do, you go on stage. That makes you really cool and awesome.

"Disappointment is the greatest adventure Flapjack"-Captain Knuckles. You will find an adventure, and its going to rock. And when you do, you will hear people talking about something lame, and you will be like, "pfft...so there I was in the Atlantic, when I spotted the giant squid.."

It is my problem too Tone, don't worry.

:(

OR maybe you should charge the game people a million jillion dollars to be a consultant.

I will be forcing customers to watch the Olympic games, especially the hockey games.

Sometimes you are dumb.

Stop thinking you are a burden. WE WILL TELL YOU IF YOU BECOME A BURDEN.

Also, take some damn painkillers for your toe.

ALSO, hugs.

congrats, thats awesome

Nerd.

(hugs)

Moose.

I am so glad you are feeling better! I seriously can not imagine everything you went through. You are a much stronger person than I could ever be.

At least this will make an interesting chapter in the book of your life